Seasonal
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
And they say TODAY'S songs have stupid lyrics!
Just my luck! I wanted to go out as the Invisible Man this Halloween...
... but I couldn't find my costume anywhere!
Question: How many fruitcakes are on this card?
Answer: Too damn many.
Did you know I'm half Irish?
That's why only ONE of my eyes is smiling!
Know why Santa uses reindeer instead of moose?
Moose can't fly.
Card--Pumpkin
Card--Pumpkin-2
Card--Eat Fruitcake
Card--Eat Fruitcake-2
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